Every time I try to figure out wedding stuff I end up going “Wait, what if we offend someone?” Then I realize that as a lesbian wedding we’ve pretty much offended everyone there is to offend and I might as well go balls to the wall and skip the Bible verses in favor of Optimus…
i like the word partners because no one can tell if you’re dating or if you’re in a buddy cop movie
oddly enough, no one can tell if Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are dating or in a buddy cop movie.
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i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid
and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth
and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love
“no”
ANABIEL
LOOK IT UP
OH MAN I WANNA BE ANABIEL
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Prince Gumball’s path to the throne was brutal. Fionna wasn’t around during the Sugar Wars; Gumball distracts her by acting super bland and wearing disco pants.
Marshall Lee knows the truth, but as Chaotic Neutral, he just can’t bring himself to give a shit.
ETA: Nhyworks just gave me the amazing pun ‘Game of Scones.’ Brb dying ok.
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A commission in the spirit of magical girl may uou
bows on shoulder stacks aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Obama at White House Correspondents’ dinner. [x]
even obama is done with taylor’s shit
i’m a republican and that was a solid joke
dam breh
lol
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