the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”
fucking shit up with a wooden shoe
oh my god
well wooden shoe look at that
I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE
if you didn’t know stuff about humans you would think they get mad at the weirdest stuff
like one human raises their thumb to another human
that’s good, humans like that
one human raises their middle finger to another human
humans do NOT LIKE THAT
humans think that is a BAD FINGER
don’t you DARE raise that specific finger at me
any other finger is ok just not that one
Anthropology will be the hard elective in alien school.
I’ve got to admit one of the things I love about writing Transformers is having them not understanding humans at all. Even the ones who like humans.
Like, I imagine the reason Jack, Miko, and Raf were allowed to hang out at base was actually that the bots didn’t get how hilariously irresponsible, vulnerable, and dumb kids are. Sure, these are short humans, but some bots are short and some are tall so that wouldn’t raise any red flags.
By the time they figured out what a child actually IS, it was too late.
— TF Wiki about Trailbreaker’s personality in “More Than Meets The Eye” (via gokuma)