Anonymous asked: Wario, is it better to come out to your parents knowing they won't accept you, or should you hide it from them forever?
Wario says that if you don’t think coming out to your parents will go over well, wait until you’re independant from them. Once you’re out of their house and no longer need their financial support, the negative repercussions to a poorly-received coming out are pretty minimal. You don’t ever have to tell them if you don’t feel like it. If it doesn’t bother you to keep it a secret from them, this may be the best option for you. WAAAAAAAA
One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.